What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

ass.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Anti Joke

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