Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Jake. Walsh.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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