Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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GADZOOKS!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Religion.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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penus

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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