So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Get off my porch.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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womens rights

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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