A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

And Stephen Hawking said.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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