- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My parents have an open marriage.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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