One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

guess what what that wasnt it

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Whats the difference between a frog?

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

whats polish and black a polish black person

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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