- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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