Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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You just read this ..

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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