there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

heads up!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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