Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

The black man leaves the strip club.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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