Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Women's rights

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

drugs.

Cows are land manatees.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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