- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

You see how lame this is?

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

WEED!

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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