- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

i have a christmas tree.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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