At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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