What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why was the woman?

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Women's rights.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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