- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Wait what? I did not type that!

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Justin Bieber.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

you lose.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

children burning

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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