- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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