- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

THE GAME

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Justin Bieber

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

A French man gets into a fight

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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