Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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