- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

brock has small hands for a small job

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Jake. Walsh.

I just found out i have cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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