- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

My parents have an open marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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