Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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willie revilame

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Hitler

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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