- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's what SHE said!

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Grammer is very important

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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