The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

*spongebob voice* 25

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

This one time at band camp....

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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