Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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A man sat on a chair

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Nicolas Cage

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Dusters blow stuff.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Two english guys meet at work

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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