yolo mother f-uckaaaa

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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