Knock knock. Death.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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