- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am on a escalator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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