Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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once upon a time there was a boy

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Netflix and chill

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Get on your knees Ho

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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