- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

shut up kobe!

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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