Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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black guy graduating high school

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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