What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Knock knock Come in

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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