- Anti Joke

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

This is a joke setup.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot