Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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