- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

sdasdadasdasd

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

my whole life!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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