- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Chicken

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Alex Eggbert

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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