"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Give me thumbs up!

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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