How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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thumbs up!

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donald................duck for president

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Black People.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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