- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

My children are huge mistakes.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

i like pie.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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