What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

acualy is dolan

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What number comes after 29? 30.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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