What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Look how far I can kick this bucket

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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