- Anti Joke

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

men's rights.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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