A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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