Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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President Donald Trump

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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