- Anti Joke

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

squirrels with massive bonerss

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.