Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

you know whats funny the letter Q

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

mc hammers income.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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