knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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whoa there

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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