What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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