- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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