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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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