What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

She said no

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

whats a dick a dick

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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