Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Mitt Romney.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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